Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
