love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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