Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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