in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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