It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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