I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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