at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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