You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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