Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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