i just had sex bonerless
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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