I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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