They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Can I color on your dick again?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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