me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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