There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
wow bdsm is so cute
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