Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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