I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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