its not stalking. its research.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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