Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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