I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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