Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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