I don't usually arrange sex via text message
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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