Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
