are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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