Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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