I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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