Define "chronic" masturbator.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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