hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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