woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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