she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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