the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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