a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Girls should come with a carfax report
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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