Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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