So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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