ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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