real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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