Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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