Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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