i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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