i don't like sucking hair
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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