You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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