i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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