I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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