Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Panties = found
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