Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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