They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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