I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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