Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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