Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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