They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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