i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The Olympian is in my bed
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