I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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