Dual....:-)
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
We had sex on a dog bed..
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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