That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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