Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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