I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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