Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
third nipple confirmed
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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