normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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