I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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